If you can’t fight like a saiyan, blow planets up like a saiyan, turn into monkeys when you look at the moon like a saiyan, beat the shit out of other saiyans like a saiyan, bleach your hair at will like a saiyan, fly around and shit like a saiyan, run like a saiyan, blow shit up like a saiyan, and have cute babies like a saiyan, then you’re not a saiyan.
Therefore, you’ll be a Yajirobe. Cool Story Bro.
(Source: hogwarts-express, via xbalistic)